He’s the green-skinned alien editor of the Galaxy’s Greatest Comic – and now he can greet you every morning with a dose of caffeine and a hearty salutation in his native Betelgeusian, with art by Bryan Talbot!

Using the latest technology to install Thrill-power into everyday household items, this LRD (Liquid Refreshment Dispenser) has been finely tuned to deliver drinks both hot and cold safely and with ZERO chance of Thrill-Sucker infestation!